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Random Artwork ::
This page is
for all that artwork that I have produced over the years, mostly
for personal satisfaction, or possibly for someone else. These are
not items that I made for sale of any sort, which is why some of
them might include copyrighted materials. If anyone has any objection
to these images, please contact me and I will gladly remove them.
Otherwise, I present them to you for your enjoyment!
| The
Bonsai Life Series - New 2006 |
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| Just
Plain Random |
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| Nostalgia
from my beginnings in graphic and web design |
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Below you will
find my yearly Christmas Cards featuring my alter ego, "St."
Nick. See, my mom has, for years, hand-drawn her Christmas cards
and then had them printed up and sends them out to everyone, so
I initially got the inspiration from her. However, my sense of humor
is a bit, well... 'different' lets say. So I hope the messages dont
bother folks, it is, afterall, all in good humor for the holidays.
Enjoy, and Happy Holidays to all!
| Christmas
2002 |
Christmas
2003 |
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If only "St." Nick had been born St. Pimp, then
he could deliver mad-fly hoochies to all the little kiddies
instead of the same old, boring toys every year!
Happy Holidays!
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| Christmas
2004 |
Christmas
2005 |
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After
witnessing the impossibilities of 2004 (the Red Sox winning
the World Series & W. actually managing to hold onto the
presidency), St. Nick feared that the miracle of Christmas
would be somewhat less miraculous in comparison. So this year,
he decided to stay inside, lay low, and focus on hiring a
new Rudolph for the upcoming season.
Hope
your Holidays are Miraculous
& Filled With Joy!!!
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This
year, with many of his friends being far away, and with
little else to do, St. Nick thought it would be nice to
spread his holiday cheer by distributing presents to the
fine folks who run this country. Its about time, he thought,
that these people are recognized for their selfless acts
of compassion!
Happy Holidays & Warm Wishes for All!
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| Christmas
2006 |
Christmas
2007 |
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This
year, “St.” Nick spent most of his time on elfSpace.com
- a sensational new website dedicated to finding old elves,
maintaining “Who’s Naughty, Who’s Nice”
lists, and keeping in touch with friends and family, such
as Rudolph who is still flying for the Air Force in Operation
“Red Nosed Reindeer”. Fortunately, “St.”
Nick can get a broadband connection in the north pole from
his patented DSL (Deer-Satellite Link) service.
Happy Holidays & Warm Wishes for All!
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After numerous,
failed attempts at outsourcing to elves overseas, where standard
elf pay is 1 sugar cookie and a small jar of laughter (versus
the current local rate of 10 sugar cookies, a large jar of laughter
and a 401k plan), "St." Nick finally decided to develop
a cloning procedure which produced miniature copies of himself
to do all the work. They are reliable, their small size makes
it less likely for them to revolt, and the only pay they require
is the knowledge that you all have a very, VERY happy holiday!
Love to you all this holiday season! |
| Christmas
2008 |
Christmas
2009 - Coming Soon |
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Given
the limited choices for president this year, and fearing a
similar, repeat performance after the last election, "St."
Nick decided to take matters into his own hands and run for
office. Unfortunately, his policies on employing "Clean
Coal" technology only for bad kids who bathe regularly,
his statements about "Spreading the Elf around"
and his plans to create a Universal Elf Care System were quite
unpopular, even among his own demographic group in the North
Pole. This left the political
landscape completely devoid of any Green/Red states this year.
"St." Nick for president in 2012!!!
Happy
Holidays and
Warm Wishes for All! |
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